I’d like to file a missing person report for a Barbie Princess Doll. Wanted in connection to my daughter’s birthday cake, she was last seen on my kitchen counter Friday morning.  She has long blonde hair and blue eyes and is approximately three inches tall. She’s missing her legs and has a pink princess gown on her torso. There is a chocolate reward for information leading to her whereabouts.

In less than 48 hours, my twins will be having their birthday party, and I can’t believe that my daughter’s cake top is missing. I have a major snafu on my hands! This whole cake is based on this Barbie Princess Doll that I ordered online a month ago. I bought a cake pan that makes the dress, and then you simply push the Barbie’s torso down into the cake. Well, that is if you can actually find Barbie when you need her.

My husband and I have searched our house high and low this morning for this cake top. We’ve questioned three  tiny suspects in connection to this missing person case, but so far all of our leads have led to dead ends. My daughter claims to have seen Ms. Barbie at several locations, but the problem is it’s hard to put much faith in what a four-year-old child claims. I could ask her if she had seen a purple unicorn with polka dots dancing in her room this morning, and she would probably say “yes.”

If I don’t find Barbie the Cake Topper soon, I guess it will be time to go with plan B. I may have to make a run to Target or Wal-Mart and amputate a poor unsuspecting Barbie out of desperation. I hope it doesn’t come to that. Hasn’t Barbie already suffered enough with a lifetime of wearing high heels?

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